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mr groundhog

morganchilders: is calling for 6 more weeks of winter weather… Yeah, the asshole always does. Judging by the weather this week, we could’ve actually had spring early too.

Feb 2nd

Free Public WiFi

jstn: Have you seen this wireless network? I see it *everywhere*, and it’s so suspicious because it’s always ad-hoc (meaning broadcasting from a computer rather than a regular access point). I imagined for a long time it was part of a virus; it waits for someone to connect, redirects to a page that exploits some hole in Internet Explorer, scrapes your hard disk and sends your social security...

Dec 6th

97 notes

Dec 1st

I just stopped following someone because they bombed my dashboard with 3 pages of posts. Please don’t do that.

Dec 1st

Nov 25th

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Nov 20th

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Let Me Google That For You →

allisonweiss: Oh my god. Best website ever.

Nov 20th

42 notes

“An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a...”

– this guy

Nov 19th

Nov 12th

Nov 11th

Nov 5th

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Nov 4th

56 notes

marco: brieflynoted: PBS has an online poll posted asking if Sarah Palin is qualified. Apparently Republicans knew about this in advance and are flooding the voting with YES votes. It will be reported on PBS, picked up by mainstream media and can influence undecided voters in swing states. Click on link and vote yourself. Here’s the link: http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html Let’s...

Nov 3rd

Oct 9th

248 notes

Senator asks cell providers to explain text... →

phillip: What’s more surprising is the scam is so apparent that even a United States Senator is getting involved. Senator Herb Kohl of Wisconsin, chairman of the Senate’s antiturts committee, has sent a letter to the four big cell carriers, asking to explain the rising costs. Hopefully this will bring about some real change. I hate that I have an unlimited data plan but I still have to watch...

Sep 12th

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A great explanation of a popular C garbage... →

Sep 12th

An Open Letter Addressed to Tom Vek, Zoot Woman,...

britticisms: PLEASE RELEASE A NEW ALBUM. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, LALI PUNA AND ZOOT WOMAN. ITS BEEN 4 YEARS EACH. Kisses, Britt

Sep 9th

Sep 6th

Watch

morganchilders: Yum… but scary. It’s a hoax, I tried it. :(

Sep 6th

Sep 5th

Watch

rockets: I ♥ John Stewart

Sep 5th

Sep 4th

59 notes

euphemisms for sex

Winston: last semester with lisa i kept getting errors when i tried to compile
Winston: then over the summer i debugged
Winston: now its all executing
Stephen: are you trying to tell me you're finally getting action from lisa?
Winston: i dont kiss and tell
Stephen: how sad is it that i understood that

Sep 4th

Sep 3rd

Sep 2nd

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Sep 2nd

28 notes

Test your Color IQ →

I got a 6.

Sep 1st

Aug 30th

Aug 28th

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Aug 27th

13 notes

Opentape →

(via aja)

Aug 26th

Aug 8th

I’m in friggin’ India.

Jul 2nd

Jun 24th

4 notes

Jun 23rd

The new Girl Talk album is pay what you will. →

Jun 22nd

fabuloussalmon: I have a mental disease which causes my first statement in a conversation to be true, and all statements made after that to be lies. So after this message, all others I send you are lies, no matter how much I protest.
me: sweet
me: can you repeat your first statement?
fabuloussalmon: well, you will have to admit as well as I that that is damn clever for a Salmon bot
me: whatever, bots are dumb.  you already failed the turing test.
 And sadly, he wouldn't reply after that.

Jun 21st

“Think of how well an airline that offered in-flight heroin would do servicing a...”

– Ricky Van Veen, on airlines with in-flight Internet access (via marco)

Jun 21st

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Jun 17th

Overheard In The Office (via peterwknox)

CSR, on speakerphone: And where would you like this order shipped?
Secretary: 123 Main St.*, Los Alamos, New Mexico.
CSR : We don't ship out of the country.
Secretary: That's fine, but this address is in the country.
CSR : No, you said to ship it to New Mexico.
Secretary: Yes, New Mexico is a state in the US.
CSR : Sorry, but we can't ship out of the US.
Secretary: Do you have a supervisor I can talk to, please?
 [Long pause.]
CSR supervisor: This is Tim. Can I help you?
Secretary: I hope so, Tim. Your employee doesn't seem to understand that New Mexico is a state in the United States, and so refuses to ship me your product.
Supervisor: Well, that's true. We can't ship out of the country. I'm sorry ma'am.
Secretary, raising her voice a little: Have you never even heard of the state of New Mexico? It's one of the big, square ones? It's right between Texas and Arizona? It's one of the 50 United States?
Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's just our policy not to ship out of the US.
Secretary: Tim, let me get this straight. Your company is going to lose a $14,000 order because the people in your customer service department are too moronic to know or comprehend that the state of New Mexico is a part of the United States?
Supervisor: Yes, ma'am. That's our policy.
Secretary, completely exasperated: Well, I guess there's nothing more to be said, is there?
Supervisor: No, ma'am. Have a nice day.